Can I just say…
We’ve done it, we’ve reached the pinnacle of human evolution
Make tumblr user Pizza find the thing.
i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early
YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
A woman discovers her boyfriend’s terrible laundry secret
wasn’t expecting that
IT’S BACK IT’S BACK
I’M SO DONE
What the actual fuck did I just watch?
I’m not sure what I was expecting
1 Reason Why I Love Tumblr
i hate when people think youre lying just because you laugh
i was supposed to go to jail an hour ago dont tell my mom
my mom says i have to go to jail now which one of u meaners told
who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’
WHO CHANGED IT FROM FOOFOOS TO FUDGERS I WILL KILL THE POPSICLE DONT TESTICLE ME
i dont even use tumblr anymore
tumblr uses me
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
you may proceed
- person: are you athletic?
- me: i run
- person: oh sweet
- me: *whispers* a blog.
[x] When Jared fell for Gen
how sad it is that we create a society where we raise boys to base their self worth on whether or not they can trick unsuspecting women into sleeping with them and we raise girls to base their self worth on how long they lasted until they were tricked